Twitter us confused. Last night, Justin Gaston was watching the movie Cast Away and *SPOILER ALERT* seemed pretty upset when Tom Hanks‘ character lost his beloved volleyball Wilson at sea. The Tweet: “I could understand crying over losing a ball when I was 3 but why am I so upset now over another man losing his ball?” He also was bummed at the ending of the movie, when Tom realizes that the love of his life married another dude AFTER he already spent four years on a desert island. Bummer!

J-Gast then Tweeted, “Imagine dreaming of someone for 4 years and then realizing you can’t have them.. I hope I never know what that’s like. Or do I already know?”

Hmmm. Could he be talking about anyone in particular? Maybe someone whose first name rhymes with Shmiley?

Now, we’ve been down this road before, analyzing all the crazy things said on Twitter (like when Miley Cyrus hinted that she still had feelings for Nick Jonas.)

The Cyrus family is currently in the Bahamas, taking a vacation together. Miley Cyrus, and family Billy Ray, Tish, Brandi, Braison, and Noah were all spotted jet skiing yesterday afternoon. It’s so beautiful there, I’m jealous!

shes gorgeous!

‘Miley Cyrus may have already apologized profusely for her seeming photo blunder earlier this year, but if the Hannah Montana star’s legal team has its way, financial reparations won’t be forthcoming. E! Online reports that Cyrus’ lawyers issued a challenge on Tuesday to a $4 billion class-action lawsuit filed against their client earlier this year, after a photo of Miley pulling her eyelids back with her fingers emerged on the Internet. Southern California resident Lucie J. Kim filed the suit on behalf of Los Angeles County’s entire Asian-Pacific Islander population, claiming that the photo was racially insensitive and financial damages are in order.
In their challenge, Cyrus’ attorneys assert that Kim’s suit is based on a civil-rights statute pertaining to equal access to public accommodations, and Cyrus’ pocketbook doesn’t count as such. Their filing says that Kim’s lawsuit doesn’t entitle her to “redress for racial insults.”
Not that they’re admitting that Cyrus was being racially insulting. The lawyers go on to state that their client “did not intend to discriminate against Asian-Pacific Islander descent.”
After the photos were leaked, Cyrus attempted to quell the outrage by claiming that she was merely making “goofy” faces.
A hearing on the motion to dismiss the suit is scheduled for June 4.

– Get over it! Geez. I know she was just having fun. Stop trying to squeeze money out of a 16-year-old girl.