Twitter us confused. Last night, Justin Gaston was watching the movie Cast Away and *SPOILER ALERT* seemed pretty upset when Tom Hanks‘ character lost his beloved volleyball Wilson at sea. The Tweet: “I could understand crying over losing a ball when I was 3 but why am I so upset now over another man losing his ball?” He also was bummed at the ending of the movie, when Tom realizes that the love of his life married another dude AFTER he already spent four years on a desert island. Bummer!

J-Gast then Tweeted, “Imagine dreaming of someone for 4 years and then realizing you can’t have them.. I hope I never know what that’s like. Or do I already know?”

Hmmm. Could he be talking about anyone in particular? Maybe someone whose first name rhymes with Shmiley?

Now, we’ve been down this road before, analyzing all the crazy things said on Twitter (like when Miley Cyrus hinted that she still had feelings for Nick Jonas.)